Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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