lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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