i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize