85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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