He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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