sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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