i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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