what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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