We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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