is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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