someone get that fucking seahorse.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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