Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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