You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
