theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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