just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.