I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?