On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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