I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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