how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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