i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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