why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's official drugs can't kill me
3pm strippers are depressing
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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