You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
BRING THE BAGELS
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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