THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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