if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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