Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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