Dual....:-)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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