i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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