ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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