I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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