I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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