you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
