i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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