And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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