he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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