theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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