I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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