The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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