On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Dear god my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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