GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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