I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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