i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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