Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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