what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
