If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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