Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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