Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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