Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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