i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize