Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
