So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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