I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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