So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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