Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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