butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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