Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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