I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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