What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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