FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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