What a fucking waste of an outfit
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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