Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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