why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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